ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

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"You were my cup of tea,
I drink coffee now."

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moriartys:

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

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